So while I was rooming with Slutty Mc I-wish-I-was-pretty-so-I-could-be-a-whore-instead-of-the-desperate-virgin-that-Iam, she tried to break up our RA from his
girlfriendfiance. She tried to do the dirty with him, and they did everything but the dirty.
But now I told her…
and I think she’s having a nervous breakdown. Its all my roommates fault.